Discovered  

Today NASA received information that there are life forms on Venus. George Pearce,  space explorer, reported back on a satellite that he had found a new life form. This life is reported as being chubby and shiny.  It appeared to be very dangerous as it had sharp teeth however  George  reported that it had approached him by sliding up to him . It speaks a language similar to Chinese, stated George , luckily George  could speak Chinese. He asked  the alien  where it  lived on Venus, it replied , mainly in caves. George has named it the ‘John’.